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queenoftheacidhouse:

Playtime with daddy. He’s so weird! #puppylove #puppyplaytime #manandhisdog #boristhepuppy #pitador



I love my little buddy.

queenoftheacidhouse:

Playtime with daddy. He’s so weird! #puppylove #puppyplaytime #manandhisdog #boristhepuppy #pitador

I love my little buddy.

If your dick’s too small to aim, sit down to piss like the woman you are.

Lunch break selfie superstar

Lunch break selfie superstar

Loving my finished ear.

Loving my finished ear.

On our first date over a year and a half ago Tasha and I got stoned on my bed in my shitty apartment and recounted the worst moments of our lives and talked about the most ideal means of suicide. In the first three days of our relationship she leaned more about me than I even knew.

*edit* we have never spent a night apart from each other and have lived together for over a year. I’m going to marry this girl.

avocadh0e:

I knew Dwight loved Pam the most.
I knew it!

Big Bad Boris enjoying our lazy day together.

Big Bad Boris enjoying our lazy day together.

queenoftheacidhouse:

@kevin_rocknroll #earmageddon #lifestyleswaterbury #krazyeric

queenoftheacidhouse:

@kevin_rocknroll #earmageddon #lifestyleswaterbury #krazyeric